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Josh, UK, 15
I'm not good at this stuff so lets just say I post stuff that makes me laugh amongst other things
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tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

this actually works wtf

I even found an explanation why it works.

Holy shit this is handy for people travelling through Europe


When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like



are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything


the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

“Michael Gove is a cock.”

Every student in England. (via puncturedbicycleonahillside)


do you ever know the answer to a question in class but you don’t want to say it and the teacher is looking round at everyone and you’re tempted to say it but just before you get the chance to, the teacher tells you the answer and everyone is mind-blown and stares at the teacher in complete awe like they’re the most intelligent being ever and you just sit there like i knew that


why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies